Comments on: Dan’s Bio http://www.writingexcuses.com Fifteen minutes long, because you're in a hurry, and we're not that smart. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:41:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: masterful politics http://www.writingexcuses.com/dans-bio/comment-page-1/#comment-72 masterful politics Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:14:28 +0000 http://www.writingexcuses.com/dans-bio/#comment-72 So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted' And I swerved And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again' And I swerved again He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director' And I went into a tree And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road' -- Tommy Cooper I'm so poor I can't even pay attention -- Unknown Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly -- Senator Robert M La Follette Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers? -- Marquis de Sade So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said ‘You’ve been promoted’ And I swerved And then he rang up a second time and said ‘You’ve been promoted again’ And I swerved again He rang up a third time and said ‘You’re managing director’ And I went into a tree And a policeman came up and said ‘What happened to you?’ And I Said ‘I careered off the road’ — Tommy Cooper
I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention — Unknown

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly — Senator Robert M La Follette
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers? — Marquis de Sade

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